Goblincore Hat

I could go on about how these will save your skin and eyes from the hateful rays of the sun, or how it folds up into a little ball in the corner of your bag all night and then just pops back into shape the next day, or how nice the fabric is, or how it's somehow not too pointy and yet not too floppy at the same time, or how awesome the rumors will be when your neighbors see you gardening in it, but all you really need to know is that everything is more fun in one of these.

They're also super customizable– anything you add to them just makes 'em better.